Hello, and Welcome to my little pass-time type project.
DO by all means come back every week or so and see how it's coming on.
DON'T get over excited by the fact that I'm far too fussy about stuff and might have only changed only this page 20 times over one month.

Our Mission

To finally get this site constructed and show the world that I can actually design a humorous send up of a corporate presence.  

Company Profile

G-2K is/was short for G1ZM02K which, incidentally, was the first Screen-name I used on the internet, ever (on AOL, of all providers).

Quotes:-

"I think it's gonna be the next big thing..."
...Me

"I've got a big thing"
...Me also

"He doesn't say anything for ages, then knocks you down with one hysterical retort"
...Someone from the R&C

"Well if it ain't Will 'The B@5terrrd'"
...J.V.

"You're quite good looking but..."
...S.H.

"It was a Fibregel™ moment..."
...D.E.

"You're not my type..."
...90% of females I ask out. 8.5% of other females statements I can't repeat here.

Currently, this site is what is known in the field as 'Under Construction' but various people who apparently 'know better than anyone else' say you're not to mention that as it makes the site look amateurish.

This site is currently: UNFINISHED!

Please call again...

Contact Information

Below are some relevant means to contact myself. Any information not shown or not functioning is in that state for a reason. Anyone who wants my personal details should either a) already have it or b) get in touch and ask for it. If I deem you worthy of my presence (in person, by written word/or picture, by vocal means or just the fact I may have to use my ears) then I'll get back to you.

Telephone

+44 (0) 7951-667-945

FAX

Hah, like the number above actually works yet! It will eventually.

Postal address

Like you want to send me stuff? Ticking parcels? Anthrax?! I upset too many people when intoxicated to pass out my address willy-nilly.

Electronic mail

General Information: Info@g2k.awardspace.co.uk
Sales: Never bother with them thanks.
Customer Support: Try sitting down for a while, relax, see a therapist.
Webmaster: Sales@g2k.awardspace.co.uk

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Last modified: 04/01/06